Fun With Asbestos

Asbestos has been around for over 2000 years and has been used for many wonderful things. Sadly due to the fact that many people have died because of this wonderful product, it is no longer allowed to be used commerically. But this site here is so you can take all that asbestos you find at your house, work or kids school and use them in a varity of ways or products that you can't get anywhere else

Monday, February 13, 2006

asbestos valentine

Since Valentine's day is tommorow I thought I should give out some great valentine ideals that use Asbestos that will drive your lover wild.

1. Asbestos hearts. Make a heart of asbestos and then cover it with somethng flammable. Lite it on fire and tell your love that your heart burns for ever with passion for them.

2. Asbestos bed. Get a bed made of Asbestos with covers, pillows and all other beding made of the same.
Now get under the covers with the one you love (or just with) and set the room on fire. As the flames dance around the room, make love to that special someone. The sex will soon get extremly hot. The fire around you makes this event more romantiac because it's like being in a fireplace and we know how romantiac of a setting having fire in the fire place can be.

By the time the fire dept comes, so will you and would have had the hottest, sweattest sex you ever had.


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