Before you go out this new years

I know many people are planning to go a celebrate news years to night and some of those people thinks it cute/funny to dress as a giant baby.

If you are one of these people may I suggest that you use a sheet of asbestos and use it as a diaper.

The reason is that asbestos diapers have saved many a lives on new year's. The reason is that many people get so drunk on new year's that they passout. Which is really bad if you are a smoker or passout with a smoker. Trust me fire + alcohol is never good.

an asbestos diaper will protect you junk if a cigarette (or what ever you are smoking) falls on you.