Fun With Asbestos

Asbestos has been around for over 2000 years and has been used for many wonderful things. Sadly due to the fact that many people have died because of this wonderful product, it is no longer allowed to be used commerically. But this site here is so you can take all that asbestos you find at your house, work or kids school and use them in a varity of ways or products that you can't get anywhere else

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Asbestos industry looking for a bailout

Heads of America's top Asbestos offices are going down to Washington to ask for the government to bail them out of a the recession.

Heads of the say that asbestos industry state that a other sectors such as the auto industry and the banking industry has been bailout recently but the asbestos industry hasn't received any amount of aid.

It's like our industry has been black balled since the late 80's
says James Rukwell, CEO of Rukwell, Rukwll and Son Asbestos company in Southern Rhode island.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

eagle asbestos

Hey are you looking for Asbestos products but can't seem to find anything any more.

tired of going to the store and getting strange looks when you ask for asbestos gloves and asbestos blankets to keep you warm, this cold winter?

then look no futher Eagle Asbestos Pvt. Ltd is here to fill all your asbestos needs.

they have such products as

Asbestos Yarn
Asbestos White
Asbestos Greased and Graphited
Asbestos Fibre Filled Lagging Rope
Asbestos Clothes
Asbestos Tapes
Asbestos PTFE Impregnated
Asbestos Blankets
Asbestos Brake Liners
Handwoven Asbestos Cloth

and more

Monday, February 13, 2006

asbestos valentine

Since Valentine's day is tommorow I thought I should give out some great valentine ideals that use Asbestos that will drive your lover wild.

1. Asbestos hearts. Make a heart of asbestos and then cover it with somethng flammable. Lite it on fire and tell your love that your heart burns for ever with passion for them.

2. Asbestos bed. Get a bed made of Asbestos with covers, pillows and all other beding made of the same.
Now get under the covers with the one you love (or just with) and set the room on fire. As the flames dance around the room, make love to that special someone. The sex will soon get extremly hot. The fire around you makes this event more romantiac because it's like being in a fireplace and we know how romantiac of a setting having fire in the fire place can be.

By the time the fire dept comes, so will you and would have had the hottest, sweattest sex you ever had.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

the human torch vs a villian of are own heart

Hmm i wonder what happend to this guy. I don't remember reading any Fantastic four Vs the Asbestos man comics as a kid.

here's hoping he's the villion in the second fab4 movie

Saturday, December 31, 2005

Before you go out this new years

I know many people are planning to go a celebrate news years to night and some of those people thinks it cute/funny to dress as a giant baby.

If you are one of these people may I suggest that you use a sheet of asbestos and use it as a diaper.

The reason is that asbestos diapers have saved many a lives on new year's. The reason is that many people get so drunk on new year's that they passout. Which is really bad if you are a smoker or passout with a smoker. Trust me fire + alcohol is never good.

an asbestos diaper will protect you junk if a cigarette (or what ever you are smoking) falls on you.

Thursday, December 29, 2005

end of asbestos fur coat sell

all right ebay closed my actions of those asbestos fur coats. They said that the product didn’t comply with their rules due to health reasons.

Friday, December 23, 2005

The Art of Asbestos

a cool artist site.

I don't know if this guy really uses asbestos or not but I like his/her work, so I'm giving it a shout out.