t’s beginning to look like an Asbestos Christmas

Well it’s Christmas time again and you know what that means. Yep a bunch of songs with people singing about how they are wishing for a white Xmas. Which is cool and all unless you live somewhere where it doesn’t F’ing snow. But if your like many people that live some where that is way to warm to ever have hopes of seeing anything but a green Christmas don’t worry asbestos is here to help.

How? You may ask.

First of you need to get tons of asbestos dust. If you are wondering where you can get tons of asbestos dust I suggest going to the demolitions of old buildings.

Second fill Asbestos dust into a snow machine or if you can find a snow machine a vacuum with a reverse setting.

Finally go to the area that you want to make the snow effect and turn on the snow machine (or vacuum on reverse)

And now you have asbestos snow.


Every once in a while I like to do this trick in California and sometimes even Hawaii.